Marriage counseling

I’ve been told by my marriage counselor to step into my wife’s shoes. So now I am wearing 3 inch heeled red pumps. They are a very fashionable accessory and of the brand: Gucci. How do I know this? I seem to have growing interest in women’s Prada, and during these researching sessions, I come across many styles, these shoes included. However, despite the pure beauty of the godly shoes, my feet are killing me. On the bright side, she has to wear those pinchy-toed shoes.

But then my delight is ruined, for at that precise moment, my wife exclaims,
“These are really comfortable!” Shoot! I knew I should have worn those too tight shoes! Good thing I don’t have to wear the red halter dress as well. Though I do seem to be having an attraction towards the dress… But that’s beside the point. The point is, strangely enough, that I’m enjoying this! I get to wear heels without getting weird looks.

Why am I even here? If my wife would just throw out some of her endless supply of shoes and me the rest of the closet space, we wouldn’t be planning to file a divorce in marriage counseling right now! How ironic. How odd. How weird… filing a divorce in marriage counseling!

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It has been week after our first counseling session. I know must step into my wife’s clothes. Halter top, here I come…

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The weekly counseling sessions have really been the light of my life. I dress in womanly attire regularly, now. I wonder what next week’s session will hold for me…